Lord David Bridgley MBE has a wicked temper.
He used the most ignoble sort of language in his response to our previous story about the ever-changing number of children he and Lady Emma and his first wife, plain old Carmen (of whom we can not find a single trace anywhere on the whole Internet) brought into the world and when.
In short, he claimed a stillborn baby, Rhiannon, who he forgot to mention in his fluffy feature story in the Dumfries and Galloway Daily Standard. But he did claim in the story to have had a son who died in 2006 when he was 9, and that lad’s name was Christian. Or Carl. It depends on which website you’re looking at. Oh, and he told us that Rhiannon, stillborn in 1993, actually belonged to Emma, who was Emma Hearn then, and that poor little Rhiannon was the twin sister of Tessa Hearn, of whom we can also find no trace on the Internet. But then there’s little Ben, who Emma was pregnant with at age 14 when pulled away from the future fake Lord Bridgley from the care home they both lived with. David was the daddy, the baby was born and given up for adoption. With us so far?
So, there’s dead Rhiannon, living Tessa and adopted Ben, all from Emma. There’s Christian (or Carl), making two (or three) living kids, all of which have had whatever disease David is raising funds for at the time.
#LadyBridgley and I have a son who has #AUTISM. Please check out this WS http://t.co/pbBcjC7d :)
@Combat_Kidz ….. I have just looked at your WB. My son #CarlBridgley1995 has #ADHD #AUTISM and the WB will be ideal for him :)
Somewhere along the line, Carl turned into Christian and died. And there’s not a picture of him anywhere to be found on the Internet.
Our pointing this out in our previous story made the Fake Lord very angry.
He started out nice enough. A single e-mail set the tone.
Remove the picture of my daughter from your Twitter. If you continue to harass myself and my family, I will take legal action against you.
We informed him that we would like him, first, to answer a few questions.
Oh, Dave? Now that we’re communicating like chums? I have a few more questions that would go a long way toward clearing this whole mess.
1. When did you divorce Carmen?
2. Where is she now, did she remarry? What is her new last name? How can I get in touch with her?
3. Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness of any kind?
4. Are you aware of anyone named “Paul Jenkins”?
5. Why did you pretend to kill yourself?
6. Why do you block people who ask you perfectly legitimate questions?
7. Sorry to hear that the disco has been canceled. Poor health? Who is sick? What’s the illness?
That will do for now.
He replied like a gentleman.
I divorced Carmen in 2010 following a 5 year seperation. I have no idea where she is living or if she has married again.
I have had a mental illness for 20 years which is medicated.
I have never heard of sombody called Paul Jenkins.
I never pretended to kill myself. The 1st we knew of the event was when it was shown on Twitter.
I have blocked people as our account is private and I don’t want you all following us.
The events have been cancelled as we are moving abroad in the next few weeks and no longer run Bridgley Foundation.
Keep that part in mind.
So, we wrote back nicely.
Come on, David. We’re doing well. Answering the rest of these questions will go a long way toward clearing all this up!
Does Emma have a mental disorder as well?
Did you really HAVE a daughter named Rhiannon?
Did you really have a son named Christian?
Like a good sport, he replied quickly.
Emma has a number of mental health issues.
Rhiannon was Emma’s daughter and NOT mine. She was the twin of her daughter Tessa.
Christian was my son with my ex-wife. He passed away in 2006 while on holiday in Turkey.
So… now we know both he and Emma have a number of mental health issues.
We pressed onward.
Why is the child named Rhiannon Bridgley?
Why are there no pictures of Christian online?
Most parents when they take a picture of a dead child, they get a photo of the face. You posted a picture of the baby’s diaper.
So, does Emma still have custody of Tessa? Although she would be 18 by now.
Why did you post a picture of a living baby? Where did you get the picture?
Should people who have mental health issues be playing at trying to help kids with suicidal tendencies when there are professionals to do that?
Do you realize the danger you are putting these kids into?
Is Leona an actual person? She writes a LOT like Emma.
Let’s keep it going David. We’re doing fine.
It was clear in his next response he was losing patience with this mere commoner.
I think I have given you the information you want. We are no longer running Bridgley Foundation, Are leaving the country in November to live in Malta and SWS_YOUTH is run and managed by our office and NOT by myself and Emma.
Leona is a 18 year old girl living in Wolverhampton. Whe was befriended by Emma online and we are meeting her on Wednesday morning in Glasgow.
If you want any further information, feel free to call my office and I will give you the information, that way the call is recorded and I can keep a record of the exact conversation and not your edited version.
I will not be answering anymore questions on the matter and will delete any further messages.
We were undaunted.
You have not answered all my questions. I do not have the capability to call you. There is a way to have a record of our conversation. Save the e-mails we exchange. Or, unblock me and we can chat via DM.
These are the questions that you have not answered.
1. Why are there no pictures of Christian anywhere online?
2. Why did you put a picture of a living baby on your site for a child you had nothing to do with. You and Emma were not together in 1993, so why is the child named Rhiannon Bridgley?
3. I am copying your e-mails word for word. Is paranoia part of your particular mental illness?
4. Why do you always come down to threatening people and their loved ones?
Either answer those questions, or unblock me from SWS_Youth and allow us to have a DM chat.
You’re not hurting me by not answering these questions, David. You are hurting yourself.
No answer. We pressed him about the children. It was at this point where one of our Liberal Grouches pointed out the Christian/Carl controversy. Sad to say, this made us a little testy, so our next e-mail to the Lord was a little sharp.
Tell me the names of your children. Living and dead, oldest to youngest. Emmas kids too, Do it now, or my next e-mail will be to the cops and you can look at pictures of Malta in the prison library.
If you think I am kidding, try me.
You have 30 minutes. That would be 4:15 Eastern Daylight Time.
Boy, that made him mad.
Bring it on you pathtic piece of American scum. I can do and your Twitter friends alot more harm than you can me.
I will be out the country in 10 weeks and you will never find where we are.
Who is the thick c*nt now.
We cleaned that up for you a little.
Well then. This is when we decided to bring the police and the Dumfries and Galloway Standard back into the mix. This time, we added the good lads and lasses of the Glasgow police. We were a little concerned that young Leona, who you met in this story, was traveling across the Island of Great Britain to meet up with two mentally disturbed individuals.
At first, the Glasgow cops responded telling us that Chelmsford, which was part of one of the 21 recent Bridgley Twitter Accounts, was down yonder in Essex, not in Scotland.
So, we sent the following and copied His Nibs.
This sounds like a threat, David. Now, I’m hoping the Glasgow constabulary is intelligent enough to know that you are living in Glasgow now, if not in Kirkconnel, which is why I have included the D&G constabulary in this, as well as the reporter who first uncovered your con game.
Account for your children. You have a dead one that died at birth. You say it’s Emma’s. but the picture you posted at is a living baby that YOU named Rhiannon Bridgley. You have a dead son for whom no picture exists on the Internet. He was 9 when he died, David. Didn’t you love your son? Why didn’t you ever post a picture of your bright-eyed lad on the internet. Then, to an autism charity group, you said you had a son Carl. Which is it, David? Christian or Carl? Or were they twins, too, like Rhiannon and Tessa?
Get your story straight, Carl. You have an 18-year old girl coming all the way from Wolverhampton to join you and Emma in Glasgow, you said. Is she going to Malta with you? Against her will, perhaps?
Maybe if your slugabed police and media actually INVESTIGATE you and your phony MBE, you can look at those pictures of Malta from a Scottish prison like I said. Won’t that be nice.
There’s nothing you can do to me, David. But the Scottish press and authorities. I’m sure, if they are inclined to do something about you after reading my stories about you, will be HAPPY to take you off of my hands.
Now, Police! Media! Do any of you care about this, or are you going to let this con artist walk away with an 18-year old girl?
Either way, as I said, my hands are clean.
And to the Strathclyde Constabulary, check a map. They were calling themselves @LLChelmsford on Twitter, because they moved to Chelmsford Dr., or they’re still in Kirkconnel, so if you want to get them, now’s your chance.
Since, we’ve heard from the good lads and lasses in Glasgow who tell us they have forwarded our e-mail. We asked “to whom” and never got an answer.
Well, up and onward with M’Lud David, then.
You’re still in Kirkconnel, you lying weasel.
Kirkconnel is in the Dumfries and Galloway area of Scotland.
This made him mad again.
At least I can walk to the shops and wipe my own arse. It would be a shame if you were taken to the top of a hill and your wheelchair pushed off it with you in it. I am sure I can arrange that if I try hard enough. Do whatever you want to me and Emma as like I said we are out of here in 10 weeks and nobody will ever find us ! ! ! ! !
And that was that. We sent a copy of the threat to the police and media.
Then, one more try.
We probably overstepped our bounds, but we called him Uncle Fester, the beloved, eccentric, bald-headed character from the Addams Family. That made him very angry.
YOU ARE F***ING WITH THE WRONG PERSON. I HAVE WORKED IN THE SECURITY AND DEBT INDUSTRY FOR 20 YEARS AND CAN CAUSE YOU ALOT OF SH*T.
We edited that for you.
But we weren’t done. After tweeting with some of our Liberal Grouch spies in the UK, one of them called the number listed as the phone number for SWS_YOUTH, which is part of the Bridgley Foundation, which His Phony Nibs said he was no longer running.
A female answered.
Our spy said, “Emma”?
“Yes? What do you want?”
“I want to jump into the nearest river,” our spy said.
“Why do you want to do that,” Her Niblets asked.
“Because I’m feeling suicidal,” our spy said. She tells us she heard a voice in the background saying, “Be careful, Emma…” David was watching out for his sweetie at the phone service they no longer operate.
Emma hung up.
Good clean fun for everyone. But our hands are clean.
We have no idea what happened to first wife Carmen. We have no idea if she got remarried and moved away or if she’s under the Scottish peat bog somewhere. David never answered about the number and names of his children, so as far as we know we still have two (or three) dead ones, poor little Rhiannon (who looks very alive in her photo for a stillborn) and poor little 9-year old Christian or Carl who died of asthma or ADHD or autism or something and may, in fact (in probability, we believe) never have existed since there is not a single photograph of Christian (or Carl) to be found anywhere on the Internet and we defy you to produce a single, non-Amish parent of a 9-year old who does not have pictures of that kid on the web. Then there’s Tessa who was born at the same time as poor little Rhiannon but suffered a better fate, or so we’re told since we can’t find any evidence of her, either. In fact the only Bridgley baby for whom we can find any evidence whatsoever is little Ben who David sired, who Emma birthed, and who the Crown took away and adopted out.
But now, their surrogate daughter (whatever that means in UK law), poor, not-all-that-bright, foul-mouthed, immature little Leona is going to join the Bridgleys in Glasgow on Aug. 1 unless the Scottish cops or media do something about it, and the three of them (or two, we fear, if someone makes David mad) will hie to Malta, out of the reach of British law enforcement.
But our hands are clean.
(Postscript — The twitter handle @SWS_YOUTH is all gone. We wonder why.)