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(NEW) Big Brother (8/7c) – S14, E08 – The new head of household nominates two contestants to face elimination.
(NEW) 3 (9/8c) – S01, E02 “We Will Meet Again” – Rachel, Libby and April travel to different locations across the country for one-on-one dates; April shies away from a bold suitor; Rachel and her date go gliding.
How I Met Your Mother Marathon (6:30-10c)
American Dad (7/6c) – S07, E04 “The Worst Stan” – Stan convinces his friend to get married so he can get a shot at being a best man; an encounter with Ricky Martin shakes Roger’s self-confidence.
The Cleveland Show (7:30/6:30c) – S03, E07 “Sex and the Biddy” – Rallo is suspicious when his elderly friend Murray gets a new girlfriend (Kathryn Joosten); Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym.
The Simpsons (8/7c) – S23, E09 “The Ten-Per-Cent Solution” – After Krusty the Clown’s show is canceled and his talent agency drops him, his very first agent, Annie (Joan Rivers), tries to craft his comeback.
The Simpsons (8:30/7:30c) – S23, E10 “Politically Inept With Homer” – After a video of Homer ranting goes viral, he gets his own political talk show; Homer endorses rocker Ted Nugent for the Republican presidential nominee.
Family Guy (9/8c) – S10, E21 “Tea Peter” – When city hall threatens to close Peter’s business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
Family Guy (9:30/8:30c) – S10, E07 “Amish Guy” – When the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country, the family ends up crusading against conservative locals; Meg develops a crush on an Amish boy.
(NEW) XXX Summer Olympics (7/6c) – “Gymnastics, Swimming, Diving” – From London. Gymnastics: women’s team competition; swimming, finals: men’s 100m breaststroke, men’s 4x100m freestyle relay, women’s 100m butterfly, women’s 400m freestyle; diving: women’s synchronized springboard final.
(MOVIE) Lions for Lambs (8/7c) – The experiences of two soldiers in Afghanistan ties together separate stories unfolding in California and Washington, D.C. (Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Derek Luke, Michael Peña)
(NEW) Masterpiece Mystery! (9/8c) – S05, E08 “Inspector Lewis, Series V: The Indelible Stain” – An American academic is found strangled after giving a lecture at Oxford.
(MOVIE) Forrest Gump (8/7c) – JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson, Sally Field)
(NEW) Political Animals (10/9c) – S01, E03 “The Woman Problem” – Sigourney Weaver stars as former first lady Elaine Barrish, who is appointed Secretary of State by President Paul Garcetti after losing to him in the presidential primary. While dealing with the usual crises of the State Department, Barrish also must try to keep her family together and fend off a hungry journalist who wants to destroy her political career. Elaine announces her plan to run; Bud, Douglas and T.J. take a fishing trip; Garcetti hatches a plan; Susan lets Alex in on her story.
Channel listings taken from Comcast Digital cable package for the Monroe, Louisiana area. Satellites subscribers and those from other areas should consult their local listings for channel information.
Picks for tonight courtesy Yahoo! TV.
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(MOVIE) Aladdin (8/7c) – Disney’s version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess’s heart. Animated. (Scott Weinger, Robin Williams, Linda Larkin, Jonathan Freeman, Frank Welker)
(LIVE) MLB Baseball (8/7c) – Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees
(LIVE) MLB Baseball (7/6c) – Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers
(NEW) PGA Tour Golf (7/6c) – Web.com: Children’s Hospital Invitational final round, from Columbus, OH.
(NEW) LPGA Tour Golf (9/8c) – Evian Masters final round, from France.
(NEW) Ice Road Truckers (9/8c) – S06, E09 “Braking Bad” – Austin tries to prove himself in a heavy haul convoy; word of Jack Jessee’s return gets Darrell Ward on the road early; Porkchop gets an unexpected load; Hugh drafts a ragtag team of drivers into a convoy across the ice.
Bar Rescue (8/7c) – S01, E10 “Hogtied Ham’s” – Jon tries to save automotive-themed Angry Ham’s Garage.
(NEW)(SEASON PREMIERE) Bar Rescue (9/8c) – S02, E01 “Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Dumb” – Jon patches holes in a sinking pirate-themed bar in Silver Spring, Md. and forces the bar’s staff to cater to the city’s corporate clientele.
(NEW) Bar Rescue (10/9c) – S02, E02 “Tiki Curse” – Jon tries to get a bevy of beautiful barmaids to stop The Bamboo Beach Tiki Bar from failing.
(MOVIE) Smokey and the Bandit II (6:45/5:45c) – Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker and his girlfriend hauling a pregnant elephant to Dallas. (Burt Reynolds, Jackie Gleason, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, Dom DeLuise)
(MOVIE) Smokey and the Bandit (9/8c) – Sheriff Buford T. Justice chases a trucker, his buddy, a runaway bride and 400 cases of beer. (Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Mike Henry)
Mob Wives Chicago (8/7c) – S01, E08 “Daddy Issues” – Renee goes back to court; Giana seeks answers from her father in prison; Nora learns more about her father’s burial.
(NEW) Big Ang (9/8c) – S01, E04 “Big Spender” – Ang and some friends search for a beachfront condo in Florida.
Hollywood Exes (9:30/8:30c) – S01, E06 – Tony sets Andrea up on a date; Mayte plans a party for her mother’s birthday.
To Catch a Predator (9/8c) – “Petaluma 1” – Adult predators troll Internet chat rooms in pursuit of children in Sonoma County, CA.
To Catch a Predator (10/9c) – “Long Beach 1” – Investigation in Long Beach, California.
(NEW) Cupcake Wars (8/7c) – S05, E20 “Angry Birds” – Bakers create cupcakes for the kickoff party for the Angry Birds Space app.
(NEW) Chopped (9/8c) – S10, E26 “Grill Masters: Part Two” – Hatch chile taffy and Hawaiian blue prawns in the first round; boar entrees; Italian surprises.
(NEW) Iron Chef America (10/9c) – S10, E22 “Symon vs. Nunez” – Chef Symon against chef Nunez.
(NEW) Xtreme Waterparks (8/7c) – “Getting Wet In Denver” – The world’s largest indoor water park; the world’s longest water ride; a ride that sends you back to the pre-historic ages.
Xtreme Waterparks (8:30/7:30c) – “Getting Wet in Phoenix” – An extreme water park at the base of the Austrian Alps; a 40mph near-vertical drop on The Bomb Bay; the Constrictor in Phoenix.
(NEW) Insane Coaster Wars (9/8c) -S01, E05 “Extreme Heights” – Taking you as high as 456 feet up in the air, these rides will send you soaring through the clouds and drop you back to earth at stomach-churning speeds.
Insane Coaster Wars (9:30/8:30c) – S01, E04 “Wrong Way Up” – Wrong Way Up Coasters thrill riders with each stomach-churning flip, twist, turn and loop.
(NEW) Ultimate RV Getaways (10/9c) – The most creative and fun RV destinations across the country.
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(NEW)(SEASON PREMIERE) Hillbilly Handfishin’ (8/7c) – S02, E01 “Preachin’ to the Catfish” – This series profiles self-proclaimed hillbillies Skipper Bivins and Trent Jackson as they operate Big Fish Adventures, an Oklahoma business that introduces city slickers to the thrill of “noodling” catfish without rods and hooks. Skipper and Jackson choose teams from the visiting newbie noodlers; two Ohio women dare to get dangerous; energetic New Jersey pastors seek the ultimate prize.
The Soul Man (8/7c) – S01, E06 “Preacher’s Block” – When Boyce gets preacher’s block, Lolli invites his old writing partner to help; Barton and Stamps lock themselves in Boyce’s office while installing a new alarm system.
The Soul Man (8:30/7:30c) – S01, E05 “My Old Flame” – Attending a funeral prompts Barton to announce his own last will and testament; Boyce is visited by his hot ex-girlfriend who is looking for more than just counseling.
(MOVIE) The Proposal (8/7c) – Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she’s tormented for years. (Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Betty White)
(NEW) Strange Sex (10/9c) – S03, E05 “Super Orgasmic Man; Big Love” – Marcus is able to orgasm up to seven times in 15 minutes; a video of giant woman stomping through a miniature city is Matt’s ultimate fantasy.
(NEW) Strange Sex (10:30/9:30c) – S03, E06 “Sexaholic” – Sex became an addiction for Sandy; a man is born with two holes in his genitalia.
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(MOVIE) Jackass: Number Two (9:18/8:18c) – Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. Based on the TV series. (Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna)
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(LIVE) MLS Soccer (7/6c) – New England Revolution at Philadelphia Union
(MOVIE) The Band Wagon (8/7c) – Two playwrights bring a movie dancer to New York for a Broadway show with a ballerina. (Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse, Oscar Levant, Nanette Fabray, Jack Buchanan)
(MOVIE) Daddy Long Legs (10/9c) – An American playboy falls in love with the grateful French orphan he anonymously put through college. (Fred Astaire, Leslie Caron, Terry Moore, Thelma Ritter, Fred Clark)
(MOVIE) Rambo (8/7c) – John Rambo calls upon his long-buried but lethal skills to rescue a missionary and her comrades from the Burmese army. (Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Marsden, Graham McTavish, Rey Gallegos)
(NEW) Breaking Bad (10/9c) – S05, E03 “Hazard Pay” – The guys put a business plan into action; Walt confesses to Marie.
Oprah’s Next Chapter (8/7c) – “Oprah Salutes Superstar Olympians” – Carl Lewis; Jackie Joyner Kersee and Al Joyner; Bart Conner; Nadia Comaneci; Mary Lou Retton; Shawn Johnson; Greg Louganis; Janet Evans; Mark Spitz.
(NEW) Oprah’s Lifeclass (10/9c) – S02, E01 “Oprah and Iyanla Vanzant: Growing Beyond Guilt” – Moving beyond guilt that weighs down your life.
(NEW) The Real Housewives of New Jersey (10/9c) – S04, E14 “Pack Your Baggage” – The women flee to the California coast to escape from Hurricane Irene; tensions between Caroline, Jacqueline and Teresa escalate; Teresa confronts Kathy.
Storage Hunters (9/8c) – S01, E17 “Triple X” – Buyers bid big on a locker packed with what looks like rare art; Papa Bear spies a profit in a dumpy unit; expensive looking sky-diving equipment ignites a bidding war.
Storage Hunters (9:30/8:30c) – S02, E06 “Bowling for Billions” – Cash flies over a locker that reveals a high-ticket mystery item; everyone digs deep to win an ATM; the unlikeliest of duos team up with a strategy that leaves the buyers’ heads spinning.
(NEW) Storage Hunters (10/9c) – S02, E07 “Sin City Sucker Punch” – In Vegas, an old rivalry resurfaces; a locker reveals a covered item that’s thought to be a vintage car; a unit full of gemstones ignites an all out war among the competition.
(NEW) Combat Pawn (10:30/9:30c) – “Engraved Gun” – A unique pawn store, “Guns Plus,” which mainly focuses on weapons and military equipment. Owner Chris promises a surprise engraving for a soldier’s wife; Ethan is offered a rare fully automatic machine gun; a scorned lover looks to sell Martin a tricked out Bushmaster rifle.
(MOVIE) Runaway Jury (8/7c) – A juror, a lawyer and a mysterious woman stand in the way of a man trying to manipulate an explosive trial. Based on a book by John Grisham. (John Cusack, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Rachel Weisz, Bruce Davison)
(NEW) Secret History of UFOs (8/7c) – Unidentified flying objects; biggest landmark UFO sightings in history.
(NEW) Taboo (10/9c) – S09, E11 “Nasty Jobs” – People who make their living cleaning up filth.
An Idiot Abroad Marathon (1-10c)
48 Hours on ID (8/7c) – “Fatal Choice” – Woman says her husband’s murder was self-defense; suspicious investigators charge her with murder, but a jury decides her fate.
(NEW) Nightmare Next Door (9/8c) – S03, E07 “Deadly Dealings” – In a small Wisconsin town, an unlikely murder victim winds up dead.
On the Case With Paula Zahn (10/9c) – S05, E12 “Left in the Dark” – Graduate student is stabbed; police must investigate whether it was a crime of passion or the work of an intruder.
(MOVIE) A Knight’s Tale (8/7c) – An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th-century France. (Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, Paul Bettany, Shanynn Sossamon)
Women Who Kill: Aileen Wuornos (8/7c) – The life of the controversial prostitute and serial killer who was executed in 2002 in Florida for murdering seven men.
I Survived (9/8c) – S06, E29 “Crystal; Johanna” – A teenage girl is stalked, sexually assaulted and shot by her jealous ex-boyfriend; a woman’s controlling husband resorts to violent rape.
(NEW) I Survived (10/9c) – S06, E31 “Midsi; Tammy; Leona” – A young girl is abducted; a woman is attacked with a knife; a woman and her husband are shot while hiking.
Cash Cowboys Marathon (7-10c) – With new episode, “Anchors Aweigh” at 9c.
“Anchors Aweigh” – A 70-mile garage sale; a collector’s barn is filled with treasures.
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Bridezillas Marathon (2-10c) – With new episode, “Brittany & Michelle” at 9c.
(9:00) – S09, E08 “Brittany & Michelle” – Michelle insists on everything to be perfect; Brittany disrespects her bridesmaids.
(MOVIE) Obsessed (8/7c) – A woman claims she had an affair with a married neurosurgeon and stands trial for allegedly harassing him. (Jenna Elfman, Kate Burton, Lisa Edelstein, Jane Wheeler, Mark Camacho)
(MOVIE) Intimate Stranger (10/9c) – A man stalks a single mother after she ends their relationship (Kari Matchett, Peter Outerbridge)
(MOVIE) The Secret of My Success (8/7c) – A would-be yuppie from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan but pretends to be a corporate executive. (Michael J. Fox, Helen Slater, Richard Jordan, Margaret Whitton, John Pankow)
(MOVIE) Hercules and the Amazon Women (10/9c) – The son of Zeus kills the serpent Hydra, then meets a queen and her savage band of beauties. (Kevin Sorbo, Roma Downey, Anthony Quinn, Michael Hurst, Jennifer Ludlam)
(MOVIE) Diamonds Are Forever (8/7c) – James Bond, Agent 007, saves the world from Blofeld’s space laser and bikini-clad amazons Bambi and Thumper. (Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Charles Gray, Lana Wood, Jimmy Dean)
(MOVIE) Superman (10:05/9:05c) – Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet. (Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Marlon Brando, Margot Kidder, Ned Beatty)
(MOVIE) Blade Runner (10/9c) – A specialized detective in 2019 Los Angeles receives an order to terminate obsolete android slaves. (Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young, Edward James Olmos, M. Emmet Walsh)
(MOVIE) Timecop (8/7c) – In 1994 a 2004 Washington policeman saves his wife and stops a sinister senator from buying the presidency. (Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mia Sara, Ron Silver, Bruce McGill, Gloria Reuben)
(MOVIE) The People vs. Larry Flynt (8/7c) – Arrested on obscenity charges, the publisher of Hustler magazine, with the help of his lawyer, fights for his First Amendment rights all the way to the Supreme Court. (Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love, Edward Norton, James Cromwell, Crispin Glover)
(MOVIE) Carlito’s Way (10:15/9:15c) – A reformed ex-convict is torn between his girlfriend and his crooked lawyer in 1975. (Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller, Luis Guzman, John Leguizamo)
(MOVIE) Raw Deal (8/7c) – A former FBI agent infiltrates the biggest mob in Chicago and single-handedly wipes it out. (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar, Robert Davi)
(MOVIE) Candyman (8/7c) – A professor’s wife links a local legend to a Chicago serial killer fitted with a hook. (Virginia Madsen, Tony Todd, Xander Berkeley, Kasi Lemmons, Vanessa Williams)
(MOVIE) Heart Condition (10/9c) – A racist policeman receives the transplanted heart, and soul, of a black lawyer he doesn’t like. (Bob Hoskins, Denzel Washington, Chloe Webb, Roger E. Mosley, Ja’net DuBois)
(MOVIE) What’s Your Number? (7:05/6:05c) – A pessimistic magazine article prompts an unmarried woman to revisit her numerous ex-boyfriends to find out if one of them could be her true love. Based on the novel “20 Times a Lady” by Karyn Bosnak. (Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor, Blythe Danner, Zachary Quinto)
(NEW) True Blood (9/8c) – S05, E08 “Somebody That I Used to Know” – The Authority heads in a new direction; Sookie and Jason visit the site of their parents’ deaths.
(NEW) The Newsroom (10/9c) – S01, E06 “Bullies” – Will suffers from insomnia; Sloan jeopardizes her career; Will handles an interview subject roughly.
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(MOVIE) Little Man Tate (8:45/7:45c) – A single mother lets her boy-genius son move in with a rich woman who teaches the gifted. (Jodie Foster, Dianne Wiest, Adam Hann-Byrd, Harry Connick Jr., David Hyde Pierce)
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(MOVIE) Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (8/7c) – Malcolm Turner and his stepson go under cover at a girls school of the performing arts to flush out a killer. (Martin Lawrence, Brandon T. Jackson, Jessica Lucas, Portia Doubleday, Tony Curran)
(MOVIE) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (8/7c) – After meeting the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of her ex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him. Based on the comic book series by Bryan Lee O’Malley. (Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick)
(MOVIE) Unstoppable (9/8c) – When an unmanned locomotive roars out of control, two railroad employees must find a way to bring it to a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo. (Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Dunn, Ethan Suplee)
(MOVIE) Die Hard (7:45/6:45c) – A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. (Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, Alexander Godunov)
(MOVIE) Die Hard With a Vengeance (10/9c) – Suspended from the police force, John McClane enlists a Harlem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist bomber. (Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson, Graham Greene, Colleen Camp)
(MOVIE) Inception (6:30/5:30c) – A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious. (Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Ken Watanabe)
(MOVIE) Fast Five (9/8c) – In Rio de Janeiro, ex-con Dom Torretto and ex-cop Brian O’Conner join forces against a corrupt businessman who wants them both dead. (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges)
(MOVIE) Kalifornia (8/7c) – An intrigued couple tags along on a trip cross-country with a writer researching serial killers. (Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis, David Duchovny, Michelle Forbes, Sierra Pecheur)
(MOVIE) Weekend at Bernie’s (8:15/7:15c) – Two guys party with their bumped-off boss at his Long Island beach house, and no one notices. (Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser, Catherine Mary Stewart, Don Calfa)
(MOVIE) Red Riding Hood (10/9c) – A young woman begins to suspect that the werewolf terrorizing her village is someone she loves. (Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Shiloh Fernandez, Max Irons)
(MOVIE) The Ramen Girl (8:05/7:05c) – Abandoned by her boyfriend in Tokyo, a woman learns how to become a ramen chef. (Brittany Murphy, Toshiyuki Nishida, Tammy Blanchard, Daniel Evans, Renji Ishibashi)
(MOVIE) Soldier’s Girl (10/9c) – A soldier at a Kentucky military base falls in love with a transsexual nightclub performer. (Troy Garity, Lee Pace, Andre Braugher, Shawn Hatosy, Philip Eddolls)
(MOVIE) Danny Deckchair (8/7c) – After his girlfriend cheats on him, an unappreciated laborer floats away to a new life in a balloon-powered chair. (Rhys Ifans, Miranda Otto, Justine Clarke, Rhys Muldoon, Frank Magree)
(MOVIE) Humpday (8/7c) – Two longtime buddies decide to sleep together and record the encounter for a homemade sex-film festival. (Mark Duplass, Joshua Leonard, Alycia Delmore, Lynn Shelton, Trina Willard)
(MOVIE) Wet Hot American Summer (9:35/8:35c) – After their charges have left, staff members of a children’s camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season. (Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Showalter, Marguerite Moreau, Paul Rudd)
Dexter (8/7c) – S06, E04 “A Horse of a Different Color” – Harrison is taken to the hospital; Brother Sam offers Dexter support; Debra delivers her first press conference.
Homeland (9/8c) – S01, E04 “Semper I” – Brody’s erratic behavior threatens his status with the media; Carrie is desperate for evidence against Brody.
(NEW) Weeds (10/9c) – S08, E05 “Red in Tooth and Claw” – Nancy’s attempt to raise money for Stevie’s team leads to temptation; Jill uses Doug for revenge; Shane and Angela go on a date.
(NEW) Episodes (10:30/9:30c) – S02, E05 – Sean and Beverly learn about Matt’s stalker; a travel agent’s mistake threatens Merc and Jamie’s affairs; Morning has a plastic surgery mishap.
(MOVIE) Powder (7/6c) – The head of a Texas school for troubled boys takes interest in a pale-skinned teen with highly evolved mental abilities. (Mary Steenburgen, Sean Patrick Flanery, Lance Henriksen, Jeff Goldblum, Brandon Smith)
(MOVIE) Phenomenon (9/8c) – An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. (John Travolta, Kyra Sedgwick, Forest Whitaker, Jeffrey DeMunn, Robert Duvall)
(MOVIE) Rubber (8:30/7:30c) – A sentient tire rolls through the desert, using the power of its mind to make small animals — and human heads – explode. A movie like nothing you’ve ever seen before. (Stephen Spinella, Roxane Mesquida, Jack Plotnick, Wings Hauser, Ethan Cohn)
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(MOVIE) Dog Soldiers (7/6c) – A pack of werewolves targets a squad of soldiers on a training exercise in the Scottish Highlands. (Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd, Emma Cleasby, Liam Cunningham, Darren Morfitt)
(MOVIE) Jackass: The Movie (9/8c) – Nitwits perform outrageous stunts and pull practical jokes on an unsuspecting public. (Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dave England)
(MOVIE) Death at a Funeral (10:25/9:25c) – Secret revelations and chaos reign when members of a dysfunctional British family gather to lay their patriarch to rest. (Matthew MacFadyen, Keeley Hawes, Andy Nyman, Ewen Bremner, Daisy Donovan)
(LIVE) XXX Summer Olympics (7/6c) – “Men’s Soccer” – Qualifying round: Egypt vs. New Zealand, Brazil vs. Belarus, Senegal vs. Uruguay, Great Britain vs. United Arab Emirates, Mexico vs. Gabon, Japan vs. Morocco, Republic of Korea vs. Switzerland, Spain vs. Honduras.